Blog | The best campfire jokes ever!
We've heard some absolute classic jokes around the campfire and we've gathered together our top 10 (in no particular order) below. Share with your Scouts and don't forget to tell us your own personal favourites...
1. Why did everyone like hanging out with the mushroom? He was a funghi to be with!
2. What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!
3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day. I couldn't find any.
4. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
6. ‘Doctor, doctor, everyone ignores me!’ ‘Next!’
7. There's two fish in a tank, and one says to the other, ‘how do you drive this thing?’
8. I slept like a log last night – I woke up on the campfire.
9. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
10. I’ve just come back from a once-in-a-lifetime trip. Never again!
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